1. Adele – why is that girl so down on life? Isn’t she like 22? Good god, please watch a sunrise or something. She’s killing me
2. Jane Austen – She’s my favorite author but my life resembles hers. not her characters (except maybe that bitch Emma), and reading or watching that stuff isn’t helping anyone. They are all Wickham’s and Willoughby’s – Darcy is the greatest fictional stretch there’s ever been. Go away, Jane, we both know there’s no happy ending.
3. Literally anything on my iPod – why do I only buy music when I’m drunk? And is there nothing inbetween 50 Cent and Jason Mraz? Why can’t I buy age appropriate music?