This is the view from my office. Do you see what is out there, approximately 30 yards (totally made that up, I have no ability to deduce spatial relations, it could be 11 or 100 or 1000 feet, but yards sounds less like I can be called out on how wrong I am) from my window?
It is a frigging Starbucks.
And it sends out ultrasound waves all day long asking me to come over and buy things. Stupid Starbucks. And stupid me for getting one of those gold cards that have turned me into a rewards glutton for FREE drinks.
It’s 2:00…do you think those mini cherry pie thingies are out yet?