I bought the Proust.

I turned on my Kindle Wednesday and it says “Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust”.  I turned it off.

I turned it on again and it says “Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust – hey, good job on buying it from Amazon, that’s the first step.”

I turned it on yesterday and it says “Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust – hey, Andrea, go ahead and start reading it.”

I turned it on today and it says “Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust – hey, is this going to be like that book by Rachel Maddow that you bought but never read because you are afraid you’re too stupid?”

I turned it on just now and it says “Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust – yep, still here jackass, READ it.”

I knew it would be hard but I really didn’t know it was going to mock me.