“Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.” Arthur Miller

The correct answer was 'no thanks, i don't need another"

The correct answer was ‘no thanks, i don’t need another”

I know it is January 1, but I already regret everything I’ve done in 2013.

I need to revise my new life plan slightly – Live as if I’m Currently Alive, does not actually mean Live as if I’m a Sorority Girl Away From Home for the First Time. Good god, what happened? I won’t go into a lot of detail here, but let me recap my day so far. Woke up at 9, had a really awkward conversation, drank coffee, threw up, lie on couch, nap, watch 5 episodes of The Tudors, eat a brownie. Yep, that’s it. I have not even been outside and I swear to god about five minutes ago my cat just rolled his eyes at me because he’s judging my lazy ass. This is the stupidest hangover I’ve ever had. I guess I didn’t have to wait too long to figure out if I was going to be smarter in 2013.

As my friend Stacey said, it can only go up from here! Right?

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