“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.” David Mamet

I just handed my IT guy my headset, in three pieces, and said “this broke.” He looked at it and said “did you throw it against the wall?” I said, […]

“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.” Oscar Wilde

2 Stupid Things That Happened Today – I’m certainly not above bribing people to like me and talk to me in a new job. Not even a little. I started […]