“What I should have said was nothing” Mike Birbiglia
So, I am missing my deadline even as I sit here and type. I have conservatively decided not to include several instances of backsliding, a surreal elevator ride, a terrifying […]
Monthly Archives: June 2013
“A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.” A.A. Milne
Lies my barre teacher tells: 1. You can do it (sometimes I really can’t) 2. We’re only going to do an eight count here (bitch can not count) 3. We’re […]
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” Louis Pasteur
For no reason at all except that sometimes I tire of eating like a twelve year old, I went on a sort of juice sort of cleanse today. Sort of. […]
“One of the best protections against disappointment is to have a lot going on.” Alain de Botton
Here’s another little safety tip from me to you. When I am obviously upset, even if it is about something that you are not really interested in / upset about, […]
“No one can advise and help you, no one. There is only one way: go within” –Rainer Maria Rilke
Even Rilke refuses to advise me today. Also, Google is being judgmental – I don’t really need to see “You’ve visited this page many times” when I type something in. […]
“Angry people are not always wise.” Jane Austen
Oh god this is a cat blog. Actually let’s call this Scully’s Last Stand, because this cat has one more chance to change my mind about his actual worth vs. […]
“Love has no middle term; either it destroys, or it saves.” Victor Hugo
So I’m finally watching Les Miserables. Quick verdict, yep, still dead inside. Hey, my sister Erin and my aunt Mary – stop reading this, thanks. I love you both and […]
“I’ve had great success being a total idiot. ” Jerry Lewis
In defense of my mood and my behavior today: So for the record, I did not “overreact.” I mean, when you think about it, saying I overreacted is just you […]
“Nobody knows anything” William Goldman
Well, this is extremely true. I wonder sometimes if I ever really know anything – it feels like even things I believe in strongly can be flexible. I used to […]
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